Jason and the Big Black Blob

"I had an epiphany about a year and a half ago; see I had always wondered why they were called 'tea spoons' and 'table spoons'..."

I didn't hear the end of this no-doubt epic tale, because I was rendered immobile by laughter. I think we have Australia's 'this isn't even a narrative'- and it was delivered by this man:

The face of modern philosophy?

You understand why I was floored.
But, yes, the first time I was broken by laughter in Australia. Let's hope the first of many.